You Know You Are a Mom When . . .

1. Showers are a luxury.
2. You have to sing and play peek-a-boo while you are in the bathroom.
3. When you finally get a moment to yourself, "I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee" starts to play over and over in your head.
4. You wear the same puked on shirt two days in a row without thinking twice.
5. You calculate how long your baby has been sleeping down to the minute.
6. Your life revolves around what you can do in a three hour time block.
7. Every meal has a time limit. (Usually under five minutes)
8. Sunsets are painful because it means another night of interrupted sleeping is beginning.
9. As soon as you put on a "cute" normal person outfit, it is instantly covered with drool, puke, or pee (occasionally all three at once).
10. A gummy grin and giggle suddenly makes this list a little more bearable.